diff --git a/.local/bin/dwm-autostart b/.local/bin/dwm-autostart
index a981bf9..8ce3167 100755
--- a/.local/bin/dwm-autostart
+++ b/.local/bin/dwm-autostart
@@ -7,4 +7,4 @@ xsetroot -solid "#1A1A22"
 # ~/.local/bin/setbg
 # nohup /usr/lib/kdeconnectd >/dev/null 2>&1 &
 
-~/.local/bin/dwm-sss &
+dwmblocks &
diff --git a/.local/bin/git-fucked b/.local/bin/git-fucked
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..2e20231
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/bin/git-fucked
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+
+echo "You fucking bozo"
diff --git a/.local/bin/status-battery b/.local/bin/status-battery
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..ff6bcb9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/bin/status-battery
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+
+echo $(cat /sys/class/power_supply/BAT1/capacity)%
diff --git a/.local/bin/status-datetime b/.local/bin/status-datetime
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..b610050
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/bin/status-datetime
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+
+date '+%a %b %d, %H:%M'
diff --git a/.local/bin/status-disk-usage b/.local/bin/status-disk-usage
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..01097f0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/bin/status-disk-usage
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+
+df -h / | tail -n 1 | awk '{ print $4 }'
diff --git a/.local/bin/status-docker b/.local/bin/status-docker
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..3ee6b76
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/bin/status-docker
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+
+docker ps -q | wc -l
diff --git a/.local/bin/status-internet b/.local/bin/status-internet
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..efeb2ef
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/bin/status-internet
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+
+cat /sys/class/net/wlp170s0/operstate
diff --git a/.local/bin/status-memory b/.local/bin/status-memory
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..a2f3079
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/bin/status-memory
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+
+free -h | awk '/^Mem/ { print $3""$2 }' | sed s/i//g
diff --git a/.local/bin/status-pkgs b/.local/bin/status-pkgs
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..aac9ea9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/bin/status-pkgs
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+
+
+UPDATE_PKGS=$(pacman -Qu | grep -v "\[ignored\]" | wc -l)
+ALL_PKGS=$(pacman -Q | wc -l)
+
+echo "${UPDATE_PKGS}/${ALL_PKGS}"
diff --git a/.local/bin/status-temperature b/.local/bin/status-temperature
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..f4b63d5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/bin/status-temperature
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+
+echo $(cat /sys/class/thermal/thermal_zone0/temp | cut -b -2)°C